Adventures in Supermarketing

Asda at Sport City is like a parallel universe. FACT.

Randomness seen yesterday was:

1. Couple using french sticks like swords fighting in the car park

2. 3 x staff members walking down the aisle like Reservoir Dogs with not a forward looking eye between them.

3. Old woman with hair like a cloud, sunken eyes and more goth make up on than Newt from Hollyoaks.

4. Fat baby chewing on a Bourbon.

5. Very fat, very short couple arguing in the pot noodle aisle.*

6. Woman on till commenting on every single item of our shopping as she scanned it.

The should do an episode of Doctor Who there, but no one would believe it.

*Admittedly we were in the pot noodle aisle BUT we are going to a festival this week.